Fantastically Inappropriate

So basically it's perfectly alright for Tom's mother to say my folks need to help out more.

When they paid for our hotel.

I'm sorry, what?

Not right away. Probably not ever, really. It's not that I don't love Leon, it's just that A: It's expensive, and B: why get married? We're basically husband and wife anyway, so... I suppose we're perpetually engaged.

Go us!

I'll have your bday piece up ASAP. Things spiraled out of control here with grocery shopping really late and such. Sorry. :(

LOLwut, LJ? I have no saved drafts that I know of.

Finished my promo today. I'm proud of it, as is Leon, but Leon always usually likes what I write, so there was no issue there. Now, if Adam likes it... there we go. We're golden. It's kinda fun being the heel in a sense that "HAHA PEOPLE, I have the belt and you can't do a damn thing about it right now. Dicks!"

Wayne turns 11 today. Huh? That didn't happen. How did that happen? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? He's asked for Chinese food, so we called and ordered in.

I want to find a copy of "Laura" on DVD. It's a great movie and Leon's never seen it, and since Olbermann mentioned it the other night I think Leon needs to. Shelby Carpenter, FTW! If you like noir, I suggest you get this one. Hell, get that and "The Uninvited" with Ray Milland, make a good rainy afternoon out of it.

That's all, for right now. We return you to your regularly viewed LJ.

Happy April Fool's Day!

( Pics here! )

Stop emailing me to tell me you're moving on. Stop offering me money. Stop telling me every incessant detail because I DO NOT CARE. I would block you, but that'd just lead to more drama. You already can't contact me on the forums, and my other sites, so just stop. Go away. Go away and take your family with you.

Just fucking leave me alone. I'm unimpressed by you, as I always have been.

I haven't had a lot to post because I've been at odds and ends about a lot - Leon's been back in IL since the 8th of last month. I miss him terribly, and no, not just because of the sex (although that has a lot to do with it) - I miss him. I miss seeing him and hugging him and being with him. I haven't had a good night's sleep since he left, and neither has he.

We're engaged now. It happened on Valentine's. How cliche and almost female of me, no? I didn't expect it, but there it is; we won't get married anytime soon, but it's good to know that he wants me for longer than the orgasm lasts.

It snowed here today. Blah. I'm going to see Leon next weekend.

I'm just very boring anymore.
 

http://schmevil.livejournal.com/161736.html

 

Read this. It's important.

Clowns. It was then and it is now. I simply dislike them. There's only three I can stand: Pennywise (because I know it's Tim Curry), Captain Spaulding, and Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal. Any other clown can just go stand over there where I don't have to look at it. Creepy.

Meme swiped from lovely </a></b></a>danbi:  (I stole this from moshesque... but we all need hot hot men. We just do.)

(1) List 16 anime characters you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Supply photos.
 
And now... to the cut!

( Homf. Homf, I say. )

It's raining out there. Buckets. Literally. My cooler on the deck is overturned, but if I had it upright it'd be full of icy water. It's cold, and wet, and icy, and the power keeps flickering off and on, with more off than actual on. It started last night, and I was stuck without my fan in a freezing room with a snoring Sigma and a honking Leon.

Take your weather back, winter.

I love you and miss you! Lots and lots!

I hope it's a wonderful one. Try to be warm and safe, yes?

:D

Crying is dumb, as it never accomplishes anything except giving me a headache and making me all snotty and cross.

But I do it so well sometimes it's frightening.

One day I'll just learn you have to get angrier, not more hysterical.

Soon.

I'm obsessed with Persona 4 Kanji Tatsumi and I need icons. Please. I've looked and can't find anything specific to what I want, and it's hard to put into words without sounding like an utter moron, i.e. "I need him to be naked hrrhrr", so if anyone could just point me to a site with a lot of P4 icons and let me paw through them - credit given, of course - I'd be most appreciative.

Please?

*puppy-eyes face*

I would completely forget them and then they'd go all Donner party and eat one another and then I'd have mad cannibal Sims on my hands and then what would I do?!

Breed them for evil to eat whoever thought putting fucking Chicago on EBA was a good idea, is what.

OM NOM TAKE THAT! YOU ARE CERTAINLY THE MEANING TO MY DIGESTION! 

MMM INSPIRATION TASTES GOOD WITH FEAR! AND KETCHUP!

And that is why I can never have Sims.

That, and I tend to treat every damn game I own like a hentai dating sim as it is, so that could just get very porny, very fast.

I have a headache, the one that comes before my usual litany of girl-crap. Oh god it sucks. Really. I ate a good meal and all I want to do is vomit it out and die in the corner under a blanket. I'm making bread and I don't even want any. I just want to throw up and die.

Ugh. Why me? This happens to other people but right now it's just WHY ME because I have no women around to sympathize with me.

It's raining, the bank fucked Leon to the tune of 200 bucks for Christmas gifts, I want to barf. UGH. I can't. I shouldn't. I like eating. I like eating right? Plus I had an Italian sandwich and that's going to be Hell to get out.

Ugh.

send more paramedics

And, if you can read this, please know that you really are my friends in the truest sense of the word: I might not have ever met all of you face to face, but you've given me small tidbits of insight, joy, anger, sadness, and faith, and that makes you my friend no matter if I ever lay eyes on you in this life, or the next.

 

Thank you for weathering the year with me, and stick around. It's only gonna get more amazing from here. :D

"Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, the write the FIRST definition it gives you."

1. Your Name: Deidre

an overused dry-erase marker with a pushed-in tip that squeaks when touched to a white board. That deidre is almost out of ink.

There's a definition for my name? Really? An over-used marker? Does UD know I'm a whore?

2. Your age: 31

turkish symbol for masturbation - 3 is the hand - 1 is the cock

HAHAHA. This is getting interesting.


3. One Of Your Friends: Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation "I bet your not Sam...like me"

The hell you say. The hell you say, UD.

4. What You Should Be Doing: Dieting
Undefined! I'm shocked.

5. Your Favorite Color: Black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. 2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

Nice going, UD. Jerks.

6. Your Birthplace: Ft. Campbell, KY.
FTCKY is undefined, but here's the one for Kentucky:

One of the greatest states in the Union, ranking up there easily with Pennsylvania, Michigan, Texas, New York, Ohio, Minnesota, and California. The majority of Kentucky's people are very friendly, religious or with a strong sense of morals and values, and many are also quite diverse. For example there are plenty of Kentucky natives that are composed of two races. The imbreeding stereotype is also a load of crap, as it only exists in very sparse, few areas deep in Appalachia.

That's just the first part. Well then.

7. Last Person You Talked To: Leon

1) Latin for 'Oracle' or 'Wise one'. 2) Characterised by large hair, also known as helmet head. 3) Term used to describe one who complains to receive freebies. 4) Very slow driver. 1) "I would have arrived 20 minutes earlier if I wasn't stuck behind that Leon on the highway!" 2) "My face is leaking, I need a Leon" 3) "My Leon helmet protects me from hail!"

I am dying now.

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART GO PLANET! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Yes they went there. Yes they did.

9. Your Nickname: D

d	354 up, 167 down
	The fourth letter in the alphabet. A B C D hey I just reached D.

Very good! Someone can count and knows their alphabet!

 

Whoo!